Ben Carson

"Abortions create baby ghosts which haunt the hospitals the abortion was performed in. The baby ghosts then steal medical supplies, which is what drives up medical costs. I know this because I'm a doctor..."

- Ben Carson on abortion rights, before falling asleep. Dr. Ben Carson is a professional hypnotist, neurosurgeon and a Batshit Cray Tier Repooblican. A neurosurgeon. Why the fuck is he in politics? Either way, he was a major candidate in the 2016 Repooblican presidential primaries.