John Kasich

"Wow uh, this is just nuts, just crazy, bonkers, even. Jeez oh boy, man, oh man. This is just nuts."

- John Kasich at the 2016 Repooblican debates. John Kasich is a Crispy Tier Repooblican and was a major candidate in the 2000 and 2016 Repooblican presidential primaries. He is the current Old White Fart of Ohio. He was created when Harrison Ford got locked into a dryer.