Carly Fiorina

"The iPhone was invented in 2007. The iPad was invented in 2011. Snapchat and all the rest of it have just been around for several years. 9/11 was invented in 2001, roughly."

- Carly Fiorina to Wolf Blitzer at the 2016 Repooblican Debate. Carly Fiorina - or rather known by her stage name, Carly Fiorina, is a lifelong failure, professional singer, and a Shit Tier Repooblican. She was a major candidate in the 2016 Repooblican presidential primary and briefly the running mate of fellow Repooblican, Zodiac Killer.